The Biden Presidency Vol. 2

[Incandenza]

Who will replace him?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1536710459771998208

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._B._Pritzker

 

[Incandenza]

Pritzker/Fetterman on the Big Dog 2024 ticket

 

[Incandenza]

I mean I'd still love Bernie but he's also really fucking old even if he's still mentally sharp as a tack come 2024

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Who will replace him?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1536710459771998208

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._B._Pritzker

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Can’t wait for this to replace the formal “Hail to the Chief”.

 

[OldSchoolWrestling]

Biden fell off his bike today.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I'm glad it wasn't anything serious and terrified that we almost had a president whose balls popped out of his shorts.

 

[909]

tbh if you saw the video it's kinda serious. The guy is senile and was catching flies in his mouth the whole time the video was going. but it is what it is now.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I mean he wasn't seriously injured. And his balls did almost pop out of his shorts.

Most 79 year olds aren't cycling for a good reason. He should stick to walking around an empty shopping mall for exercise.

 

[Incandenza]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1538982189852934144

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1545429033718095873

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Biden signs order on abortion access after high court ruling

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Joe Biden signed an executive order Friday to protect access to abortion as he faced mounting pressure from fellow Democrats to be more forceful on the subject after the Supreme Court ended a constitutional right to the procedure two weeks ago.

apnews.com

Well. I spoke too soon. Better than nothing. Which could also be a slogan for Biden's reelection.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Why Biden Sent American Oil to China

For weeks, President Joe Biden has pointed to his release of oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve as proof that he is doing all he can to lower gasoline prices for Americans. The Strategic Petrole

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I was in a greasy spoon in the mighty village of Casco, WI this AM and the old, white people did not approve.
On the way there I saw a house with a giant cut out of Trump in the bay window, with a sign I didn't quite catch below him.
This is rural Wisconsin.
(The only person of color I saw was a woman who was likely connected to one of the mega farms. The village does have a Mexican mart to supplement the local immigrant cow milkers. Likely owned by a old white guy. The cow and the store.

 

[Gary]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1545800290837864448

oh, he actually did something good

 

[909]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1545876493263323136

FYI they aren't going to do anything if you vote for them. Other than blame you for everything that happened.

 

[909]

Tbh if the Dems get destroyed in these midterms Biden is either far more likely to not run or to get primaried. I do not believe for one second that the DNC is going to put up a fight against anti-choicers. All the seats I'm voting for federally are safe seats so my vote doesn't matter in this regard. And I like the state Dem Party so I have no problem voting for them at state level. But it's for the best the Dems absolutely get destroyed here or 2024 will be much worse.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Yeah, that's pretty accurate.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1546450018143535104

uh oh Joe.

I wonder if it’s a good idea to drop out for 2024 before the midterms?

Edit- Trump never got as low as 33% approval rating. The Orange Buffoon bottomed out at 34% after the January 6th insurrection. OUCH!

 

[909]

Well Trump wasn’t taking shit from all sides, that’s the difference. I did think for a while that two senators shared a lot of blame for hijacking Biden’s term, but then the decision on Roe got leaked and they had literally no plan for two months and didn’t react at all when it became official. Like what the fuck kind of presidency is that. You know maybe he wanted them to hijack his term so that he didn’t have to change the country, I think unfortunately this may be the case.

Either Biden is anti-choice and/or they think the system is more important than peoples rights. I think both are true. And these fuckers better get ready because if they don’t make gay marriage into a federal law that shit is next.

And if you don’t see that he’s really mentally slowed down you’d have to be insane or just a straight up fucking moron. They blamed his stutter at first but the last two years he’s gotten much worse, it can’t be ignored. The guy is not at the same wavelength as people younger than him.

 

[Fall of Epic]

An 82-year-old man running for re-election is going to be one hell of a sell.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Democrats' only hope right now is that the Republicans will be bigger screw ups than they are. We saw how that story ended in 2016 (spoiler: not well).

If Biden is as decent of a man as liberals seem to think he is, he'll step aside. Idk if it's a good idea to do it before mid-terms. You're kind of throwing in the towel there and opening the door for a Republican flood gate. I don't think Democrats have a chance of winning terms but we should be looking for harm reduction strategy cause the worse they go, the worse chances are in 2024.

 

[909]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1548072934949892107

Man it takes fucking RAND PAUL to stop this bunch of morons from shooting it into their own net.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

Ex-Khashoggi lawyer sentenced to 3 years in prison by UAE court, state media says

US citizen Asim Ghafoor, the former lawyer of murdered journalist Jamal Khashoggi, was sentenced by a court in the United Arab Emirates to three years in prison, state news WAM reported Saturday.

edition.cnn.com

 

[909]

Joe Biden says he ‘has’ cancer thanks to oil industry â but WH points to skin cancer years ago

President Biden said Wednesday that he has cancer, forcing the White House press office to quickly clarify that he was referring to skin cancer treatment that he had before taking office last year.

nypost.com

fuckin lol

so either he has cancer or can't remember that he had cancer and doesn't have it now, either way. The way his administration has to sprint over to reporters to clarify is kinda alarming.

 

[Incandenza]

I don't know when it happened exactly, but at some point I went from finding "let's go Brandon" the corniest shit to really enjoying calling him Joe Brandon.

 

[AA484]

Biden tests positive for Covid, White House says

President Joe Biden has tested positive for Covid-19, the White House said Thursday.

www.cnn.com

 

[AA484]

More:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1550125289211957249

 

[909]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1550204034329575424

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

Fuck yeah, let's give more money to the people who created this problem. Brilliant solution.

 

[snuffbox]

I really oughta just cut out the middle, cash my checks, and give every dollar to lazy republican shitholes like Florida and Texas.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Covid Virus Unsure How To Make Biden’s Body Any Weaker

WASHINGTON—In an acknowledgment that it may not be able to accomplish much with its infection of the nation’s commander-in-chief, the virus that causes Covid-19 told reporters Thursday it was unsure what it could do to make President Biden’s body any weaker. “His vital organs and circulatory...

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