The Meltzer Thread

[geniusMoment]

I get the feeling there are a few posters here who would check out a 2023 bikini contest between Missy and Madusa. Not gonna name their names.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Fuck it, I'll admit I would. Less for Missy, even, but I have a thing for a biker bitch MILFs.

 

[Valeyard]

Will Jesse host it?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I get the feeling there are a few posters here who would check out a 2023 bikini contest between Missy and Madusa. Not gonna name their names.

Just @ me and @BruiserBrody . We have no shame.

 

[Valeyard]

I'm proud of Meltz though. Not long ago he'd have shamed her for the fatty she is.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1690194068108988416

Busy night of shit posting for Dave

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

That borders somewhere between a good retort and another sign of Dave's aloofness and I love it.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

"Stay in your lane" has never been so apt.

 

[Valeyard]

Star ratings suck but are good shorthand and the adding stars is fucking stupid.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1728737757626044459

 

[Valeyard]

Maybe he means Nambla

 

[Brocklock]

He doesn't do it often in recent years, but once in a while, Dave will nail a zinger that perfectly lands and makes me laugh

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1731202965036548180

 

[SuperMachine#1]

He doesn't do it often in recent years, but once in a while, Dave will nail a zinger that perfectly lands and makes me laugh

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1731202965036548180

Also Dr Death was loved by UWF\Mid South Wrestling owner and known racist and bigot Bill Watts and Oklahoma beef eating cigarette smoking whiskey drinking Good ole JR.

 

[BUTT]

Damn Dave accusing Inoki of jacking off

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1752210921848471853

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1758652520707371044

I'm sure the billionaire is concerned

 

[BUTT]

Thought the bump was going to be about Dave seeing the Rock/HHH backstage segment from the 15th anniversary Smackdown (2014) and thinking it was new.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

Or Dave saying Dreamer is head of TNA creative and Tommy saying it isn't true. Or reporting AAA/CMLL guys can't be on the same show and being contradicted by multiple other sources that they cna but just not work each other. It's been a day.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Thought the bump was going to be about Dave seeing the Rock/HHH backstage segment from the 15th anniversary Smackdown (2014) and thinking it was new.

Where's this at? Looks like Meltz had to post 200 tweets today arguing about AEW's valuations so I don't see anything about this.

 

[strummer]

Oh no the Observer awards are being released Friday. Surely a nice rational discourse debating them like every year will take place.

 

[BUTT]

LOU THESZ/RIC FLAIR AWARD (WRESTLER OF THE YEAR): WILL OSPREAY
MIXED MARTIAL ARTS MOST VALUABLE: JON JONES
MOST OUTSTANDING WRESTLER: WILL OSPREAY
MOST OUTSTANDING FIGHTER OF THE YEAR: ISLAM MAKHACHEV
TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR: FTR
BEST ON INTERVIEWS: EDDIE KINGSTON
PROMOTION OF THE YEAR: WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT (first time since 2000)
BEST WEEKLY TV SHOW: AEW DYNAMITE
PRO WRESTLING MATCH OF THE YEAR: KENNY OMEGA VS. WILL OSPREAY 1/4 TOKYO
MMA FIGHT OF THE YEAR: ALEXANDER VOLKANOVSKI VS. ISLAM MAKHACHEV 2/11 PERTH, AUSTRALIA
UNITED STATES/CANADA MVP: CODY RHODES
KOICHI YOSHIZAWA AWARD - JAPANESE MVP: WILL OSPREAY
MEXICO MVP: MISTICO
EUROPE MVP: WILL OSPREAY
HODGE AWARD/NON-HEAVYWEIGHT MVP: EL HIJO DEL VIKINGO
WOMEN’S WRESTLING MVP: RHEA RIPLEY
WOMEN’S MMA MVP: ALEXA GRASSO
FEUD OF THE YEAR: SAMI ZAYN & KEVIN OWENS VS. BLOODLINE
BEST BOX OFFICE DRAW - MMA: JON JONES
BEST BOX OFFICE DRAW - PRO WRESTLING: ROMAN REIGNS (these last two are the only awards where Dave choose the winner by himself since they're not based on subjective criteria)
MOST IMPROVED: JULIA HART
MOST CHARISMATIC: MJF
BRYAN DANIELSON AWARD (BEST TECHNICAL WRESTLER): BRYAN DANIELSON (of course)
BRUISER BRODY MEMORIAL AWARD (BEST BRAWLER): JON MOXLEY
BEST FLYING WRESTLER: EL HIJO DEL VIKINGO
MOST OVERRATED: SANADA
MOST UNDERRATED: CHAD GABLE
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR: YUMA ANZAI
BEST NON-WRESTLER: DON CALLIS (????????????)
BEST TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: EXCALIBUR
WORST TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: BOOKER T
BEST MAJOR WRESTLING SHOW: AEW REVOLUTION 3/5 SAN FRANCISCO
WORST MAJOR WRESTLING SHOW: WWE CROWN JEWEL 11/4 RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA
BEST WRESTLING MANEUVER: WILL OSPREAY HIDDEN BLADE
MOST DISGUSTING PROMOTIONAL TACTIC: WWE ENABLING VINCE MCMAHON AND HIM BEING BACK IN POWER/TKO KEEPING HIM IN POSITION OF POWER
WORST TELEVISION SHOW: NWA POWERR
WORST MATCH OF THE YEAR: BRAY WYATT VS. LA KNIGHT 1/28 SAN ANTONIO (gonna get some heat for this one)
WORST FEUD OF THE YEAR: MJF VS. THE DEVIL
WORST PROMOTION OF THE YEAR: NWA
BEST BOOKER: PAUL LEVESQUE (so Dave doesn't have to lecture his readers like last year)
PROMOTER OF THE YEAR: NICK KHAN
BEST GIMMICK: TONI STORM
WORST GIMMICK: THE DEVIL
BEST PRO WRESTLING BOOK: THE LAST REAL WORLD CHAMPION BY TIM HORNBAKER
BEST PRO WRESTLING DOCUMENTARY: DARK SIDE OF THE RING: CHRIS AND TAMMY

 

[Fall of Epic]

PROMOTION OF THE YEAR: WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT (first time since 2000)

Who the fuck was the winner from 2001-2019? TNA?

 

[Hawk 34]

UFC and NJPW primarily.

 

[tekcop]

My guess would be NOAH/NJPW.

 

[tekcop]

Oh lol UFC.

 

[geniusMoment]

I wanted Tony Khan to win Booker of the Year again just see to WWE stans heads explode.

 

[Hawk 34]

This list is bullshit. Booker being worst announcer? hoarse shit.

That tells me all I need to know about these voters.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Who the fuck was the winner from 2001-2019? TNA?

Yeah, Meltzer hates TNA. It was probably lucky to finish in the top three at its peaks


Looking at the Wikipedia
2001-03: Pride
2004-05: Pro Wrestling NOAH
2006-11: UFC
2012-19: NJPW

What a bunch of malarkey that that MMA promotions won nine of them. GD Meltzer.

 

[BUTT]

Dave was very complimentary towards TNA especially around 2005-06 before they brought Russo back. So much so that it was a common complaint on the DVDVR board that “Meltzer is a TNA shill.” But I’m going based on the Observer (bullshit) rather than Cyrus posts (the real scoop) so I may be wrong.

 

[Fall of Epic]

WWE hasn't exactly been must see these past two decades but the fact that they didn't get Best Promotion for over 20 years is really odd (especially in favor of MMA).