Adam James
JUNETEENTH” — or, as our beloved African-American equals so often pronounce it, “Juneteenf” — has to be one of the stupidest holidays ever foisted upon us by the genocidal Liberals who have taken our country from us.
The very word is stupid and nonsensical, a slurring together of the month of June and some day or other ending in “teenth” because, apparently, the Congoids who began the celebration either couldn’t remember the exact date, or because their counting skills resemble those of their continental African cousins whose minds aren’t really able to encompass anything much beyond “one, two, three, many” and all they can remember is “dat de freedom come” on one of those days that the White man named that ended in “teenth.” As such, the name itself of this profoundly retarded holiday must be intensely embarrassing to the literate and intelligent Blacks, who can’t fail to feel shame as they are publicly reminded of their belonging to a race large numbers of which, even after 300 years of schooling in math and the English language, still don’t get even the most basic concepts.
Blacks with even an ounce of self-respect and courage must feel insulted by the holiday, too: For what exactly is it “celebrating”? — a successful liberation of their own people? — a great achievement of their own race made against terrible odds? — a shining example of Black leadership and self-determination? No, none of these things. Rather their exact opposites: a celebration of something — their freedom from chattel slavery — that was handed to them by White people, in which they had little to no participation at all; a decree made by the Big Bawss White Man, shifting them from secure and paternalistic slavery to perilous and insecure wage slavery in someone else’s society. Adding to their acute embarrassment is the fact that Lincoln made the decree freeing the southern slaves strictly for his own political purposes, explicitly stating that if he could have preserved the Union without freeing a single slave, he would have done so, and furthermore publicly declaring that his full intention was to follow up emancipation with the absolute and permanent deportation of all Blacks from the United States, relocating them to Africa, or to the Caribbean if more convenient. It’s almost as if the leftist White lackeys who forced this execrable holiday on us designed it with the explicit purpose of making Blacks look pathetic and primitive.
