WWF Ruthless Aggression (2002- 2008)

[Valeyard]

Kash and Noble were foolproof, too. WWE-style Briscoes works. Making them pitbulls was insane.

The reason Helms had a weird run is because the cruiserweight division was dead. Tag division on Smackdown always had something moving it along, but the cruisers were fucked over. But honestly I didn't take Helms seriously because the name Gregory is silly and his music had him yelling GREGORY HELMS.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Kash and Noble were foolproof, too. WWE-style Briscoes works. Making them pitbulls was insane.

Especially cause it wasn’t that long after the original Pitbulls. It is like if RAW debuted a tag team now called the Prime Time Players. Pick another name.

Honestly just having them be Jamie Noble & Kid Kash would have been fiiine. That team bombed and we ended up with Deuce & Domino as Londrick’s rivals. Great ideas all around from the brain trust at whoever was running Smackdown B tier creative!

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Kash was such a great dickhead heel in the mid 00s. Just so, so perfect at his role.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

How John Cena’s dad became a star Santa in Massachusetts - The Boston Globe

He doesn’t want kids coming to meet the famous wrestler and actor’s dad; he wants them to meet a jolly old elf.

www.bostonglobe.com

Ruthless Aggression Santa!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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[Sex Machine Gun]

I just listened to the Cornette OVW deep dive and I'm glad some of these got out. When I was at a SD taping in January 2002 I saw Perfect/Orton!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1739589756344803486

Six kids! They don’t call him the Viper for nothing!

 

[Fall of Epic]

The three boys are his stepsons. His wife had them with her former husband.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

TIL Epic listens to the wrestlers’ wives podcast.

 

[Valeyard]

Fuckin' looks like an AI prompt someone made for combining Evanescence with 7th Heaven.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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Depressing thing is this is one of the three or four best runs of Big Show’s career IMO. One of those definitive “the mind is willing but the body isn’t able.” Performances.

Why did Big Show get his best pushes when he was in the worst shape? He looked just as shittu when he beat Brock.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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Ngl. A little disappointed @alkeiper didn’t make the trip to support his old arm wrestling buddy.

 

[Valeyard]

It's not his fault.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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Brock- LeBron
Cena-DWade
Orton-Carmelo
Batista- Chris Bosh?

It is LeBron Cena and DWade is Brock? Ron “H20” Waterman is Darko Milicic? Shelton Benjamin is David West?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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I wish Dama was still here to freak out about LeBron shaking Johnny Laryngitis’ hand.

 

[Valeyard]

I feel like @Damaramu would have some good insights into the current situation.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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@tekcop ’s newest favorite wrestler is on the way.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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Makes sense that he ended up getting with Kane a few times.


Oh man. Imagine Khali working an Inferno match.

This is now doubling as a Khali thread.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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This is more hilarious by the fact that Shane Gillis was in high school when this angle happened.

 

[Valeyard]

The first WWE Youtube video was 16 years ago, and the video package for No Way Out. That's so weird to me but I feel old now so whatever.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1760360059564171663

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Why do I get the dreaded feeling that this is going to end with Chavo Jr Vs Vanilla Ice at a GCW show?

 

[Valeyard]

Man good on him. Mexican dude callin' out ICE like that.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I had no idea that Blackjack Lanza was still a road agent in 2003. Honestly, an Arthur Murray gimmick would have been better for Lance Storm.

 

[Valeyard]

They should've just decided Lance was a cruiserweight and let him have good matches that meant nothing on Velocity.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

It’s weird to think of the alternate universe where Lance Storm has HBK’s spot at Survivor Series 2003.

Probably for the best that things happened the way that they did because Fun Loving, Dancing Big Dick Lance Storm costing Steve Austin his last full time on screen role with WWE doesn’t pack the same emotional punch as HBK in that spot.

 

[Valeyard]

He walked so Shorty Gable could run.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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Get hype Gen Z WWE fans.

 

[Valeyard]

I'm not sure there's anything he could say that would make an hour Cena interview worth the time. He's too WWEbrained.