Commercials we hate

[Mattdotcom]

Miller Genuine Draft 64 commercials with dudes singing sea shanty bullshit about their chick beer

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s6PI-UOMXc

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQhxG15WmsQ

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

this just popped up before a youtube video I watched

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VxjfMKa9PE

Holy shit I saw this for the first time today, and I ended up seeing it twice. What a dumb fucking commercial.

 

[KingPK]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By8MAFx4Om0

Yeah because when I'm up at 3AM I'm buying fucking insurance and sounding like a goddamn creep while doing so.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

I can't help but like that one because of the last line the guy says.

 

[Angle-plex]

The commercial where the Hispanic family is buying cinnamon toast crunch.

 

[Detox]

Most of this shit has to be regional, because I see only bullshit Sonic and AT&T commercials

 

[KingPK]

Speaking of regional, that McDonalds coffee ad with the "actors" doing bad "New England" accents seems to air once every goddamn ad break on every channel around here (especially during Red Sox games). I think there's even a radio version.

 

[Mattdotcom]

That sounds awful...I can't imagine watching Red Sox games.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

http://youtu.be/aDNVdF4IHYQ

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjvNHiFCaPw

1. Fake Billy Mays
2. "Additional materials used for buoyancy"

 

[Haws Bah Gawd]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF81KJ9BHVA&feature=c4-overview&list=UU6Y4n5VaKhDhP63V6zQ0Hzg

 

[FroGG_NeaL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUUC37cYWe0

OMG The way he closes that car door and lays down that rag, which he inexplicably has later and lays down again, but still OMG son. It's GAWD LIKE. GOAT commercial.

 

[BruiserBrody]

What I love about these truck ads is that they're basically catering to a demographic that no longer exists: white people with industrial jobs. We don't have any jobs like that here anymore. The past 60 election cycles have been centered on that fact. You may as well try to sell trucks to the fucking Tooth Fairy. God forbid Chevy ever overtly advertise to Jorge, the El Paso subcontractor who has actual use for a pickup truck. No no, they wouldn't want to enrage the hard-workin' 'MERICA poseurs who drive their pickup truck to and from their jobs bussing tables at Denny's.

Deadspin wins again.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

...until they meet people involved in construction or something similar...

 

[BruiserBrody]

The "Pivotrim" is a weed wacker that guarantees the line will never break - yet it comes with 20 extra strings....

 

[daileyxplanet]

But wait there's more!

 

[CanadianGuitarist]

The "Pivotrim" is a weed wacker that guarantees the line will never break - yet it comes with 20 extra strings....

I can't think of any specific examples, but I have noticed that a lot lately. "It's the only widget you'll ever need. But if you call now, we'll send two!"

 

[KingPK]

These McDonalds ads with Flacco and Kaepernick are kinda terrible because Flacco's delivery of his lines is really fucking weird to me.

 

[Youth N Asia]

These McDonalds ads with Flacco and Kaepernick are kinda terrible because Flacco's delivery of his lines is really fucking weird to me.

I also don't get the point of competing for something that's already yours.

 

[Damaramu]

These McDonalds ads with Flacco and Kaepernick are kinda terrible because Flacco's delivery of his lines is really fucking weird to me.

I also don't get the point of competing for something that's already yours.

And it's not like they both can't afford to buy everything on the menu several times over.

 

[Brocklock]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5DOXbv4mCU

 

[tekcop]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP9_GFs7OLU

Maybe the most manipulative thing I've ever seen.

 

[CanadianGuitarist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP9_GFs7OLU

Maybe the most manipulative thing I've ever seen.

The only other one which even came close? There was a commercial in the early aughts for GM and OnStar. A parade of kids saying "Would you drive a car without OnStar? What if somethng happened? You don't want me to be set at ease?" Holy cow, was it shameless.

 

[Tino Standard]

These McDonalds ads with Flacco and Kaepernick are kinda terrible because Flacco's delivery of his lines is really fucking weird to me.

I also don't get the point of competing for something that's already yours.

YES, thank you. Bothered me for years, going back to the Bird-Jordan version. Not to mention the fact they just did the same concept with LeBron and Dwight Howard a few years ago.

 

[fazzle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUWhcH5n9Ek


I just saw this during a commercial break on Raw and now I want to blow my fucking head off.

 

[Haws Bah Gawd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5DOXbv4mCU

Oh, fuck this FLOASTED campaign right in the ass.

 

[Haws Bah Gawd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUWhcH5n9Ek
I just saw this during a commercial break on Raw and now I want to blow my fucking head off.

SWEET JESUS! I'm glad my area isn't showing this one.