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It's a radio spot, so I don't have it. But it's a Wendy's ad where a the lady's kid scores a goal and the Wendy's bitch suggests they celebrate with dinner. The mother's response is "well, I could cook something... I guess." Really hesitant and shit. The final solution is that they go to Wendy's for a great deal blah blah.

I remember being instantly annoyed. Wow, you dizzy cunt. Is the thought of making your child a home cooked meal that much of a problem?
 
That "I sent you like, A HUNDRED TEXTS" ad is starting to annoy me. WHY NOT JUST DIAL HIS FUCKING NUMBER AND ACTUALLY TALK TO HIM YOU CUNT!?
 
Finallyfast, stopsign, mycleanpc...whatever it's called, I want it off my fucking TV screen.
 
KingPK said:
That "I sent you like, A HUNDRED TEXTS" ad is starting to annoy me. WHY NOT JUST DIAL HIS FUCKING NUMBER AND ACTUALLY TALK TO HIM YOU CUNT!?
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Hahaha. No one uses phones to make calls anymore. They're little computers to check Facebook and text with. I bet you still have a rotary phone landline.
 
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y61fLD0NWAA

I tell myself that the guy was raping the daughter when dad came home.
 
http://youtu.be/yl4turyRZ9A

This man needs serious counseling or at least a shit-ton of burn cream after he molests his burger.
 
Am I the only one tired of the Nissan commercial where the Rogue jumps on a train? It plays constantly and just doesn't stop. And (like most car commercials) how the fuck does this sell the car or make me want to buy it?
 
The Amazing Rando said:
I despise every commercial about online auction sites that use the bid buying system. Especially any with "actual customers" showing off their winnings.
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I don't see how anyone can really clean up on those things. Ok, you bought an iPad for $30. But how much more in purchasing the bids themselves. Unless you win the actual actions and are just bidding to lose; you're actually just throwing money away for nothing.
 
I hate the AT&T DigitalLife automation/security commercial with the kids leaving every possible light and television on, the water running, doors unlocked and security system not armed. It would never ever happen.
 
Youth N Asia said:
A Boy Named Suh said:
Youth N Asia said:
J.G. Wentworth Launches New Television Commercial

Another one that makes me race for a channel change.
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Blasphemy.
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It stays in my head and puts me in a bad mood after
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What's more glaring to me is the necessity of such a firm. If I may, successful sues are now so commonplace that not only can a business who offers such a service be profitable, but have enough clientele to be able to afford a national ad campaign on TV?

Edit: Didn't mean to be on a high horse, nor to downplay how awful that commercial is.
 
Those Old Spice commercials should be in the other thread.
 
Baby Shoes said:
Whoever came up with this new KFC campaign... Awful
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There's a new one with a dude going off about how happy he is that they have pot pies. "I didn't know KFC had pot pies. I didn't know anyone had pot pies!" I really want to punch him.
 
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