E3 2012, my body is ready

[Smues]

Resident Evil 4: Tomb Raider looks kind of fun.

 

[fazzle]

If the new direction for Tomb Raider is Uncharted, I'm just fine with that.

 

[Smues]

And they're already announcing DLC. If there was a way to kill the good feeling the video of the game gave that was it.

 

[fazzle]

Ok fuck you Ubisoft. Don't be talking DLC like a fuckin year before the game comes out

 

[fazzle]

I want Skeletor the game, right now.

 

[KingPK]

So I can't just use a goddamn keyboard and mouse to use IE? Fuck you.

 

[BUTT]

Really, its an optional controller that gives a good segment of people something they want. Outside of a fairly generic look there shouldn't be anything to complain about.

Aside from the placement of the buttons and the right stick, it's fine, but for me that's a big issue. I can't think of a single way in which that layout is better than the 360 or PS3 or Classic Controller or Gamecube layout. My hands will get cramped using that thing.

That Gore Verbinski game looked cool until the "Made for Kinect" at the end. Does that mean it won't support the regular controller at all? Oh well, I don't even have a 360 anymore.

 

[Smues]

RE6 trailer looks good except too many quick time events...and then they fucking announce DLC again. Jesus.

 

[KingPK]

Ok....South Park looks awesome.

And they bust on MS right off.

 

[Smues]

South Park looked awesome. Please don't let Stone and Parker announcer DLC.

 

[Smues]

And they just made fun of everything Microsoft wasted time hyping earlier. That was awesome.

 

[Smues]

Well that was easily the best part of this conference so far.

 

[fazzle]

Hey guys, you know that ONE Kinect game you like? We're making another!

 

[Smues]

Also, here's Usher for some reason.

 

[Smues]

And he's not dancing with the game or anything, so this doesn't make any sense.

 

[fazzle]

And he's not dancing with the game or anything, so this doesn't make any sense.

You can buy the recording of this performance as DLC in Dance Central 3

 

[Smues]

And now he is dancing with the game. That didn't make this any better.

 

[BUTT]

This Microsoft guy sure is proud of himself for that "ushering in" joke.

 

[KingPK]

Ending with BLOPS 2? They really didn't have much in the tank did they?

 

[BUTT]

They didn't mention GTA5at all, did they? I guess that'll be at Sony's conference.

 

[fazzle]

Tomb Raider and South Park were the only things in this conference worth a fuck

 

[Smues]

I want to play Tomb Raider, South Park, and RE6. The rest of the conference was pretty bad.

 

[BUTT]

http://andriasang.com/con1b0/nikkei_nintendo_e3/

30000 Japanese yen = 383.1420 US dollars

 

[Broward83]

EA already trying to justify DLC before the event even really starts...

 

[Broward83]

Ray Lewis is the best fucking motivational speaker of all time. Dude needs to be beside me on my wedding night before I consummate it..

 

[Smues]

And here's Michael Irvin. At least he looks more into it than Montana was.

 

[Broward83]

Now they've got Michael Irvin out here to talk about some new career progression mode in Madden.

Also, I've never been a fan of DeadSpace, but DS3 looks fucking awesome.

 

[Smues]

"And like any RPG" yes but Madden isn't an RPG.

 

[Smues]

Oh god, they've got virtual Twitter in the game. I don't really care, but I just know the WWE is going to see this and cream themselves. There's your big feature for the 2013 WWE game!

 

[Smues]

SimCity for Facebook. Wake me if I fall asleep.