E3 2012, my body is ready

[Broward83]

BF3 Premium. Taking "Elite" and trying to one-up it.

 

[Exslade ZX]

What the hell is up with the Halo 4 targeting system in the demo? Apparently you have to have your recticle 5 feet to the left to actually hit your target, WTF?

 

[Broward83]

So...you want me to buck up 50 bucks for BF3 "Premium" but want me to also be excited to buy one of your other FPS games? Oh EA.. you so stupid.

 

[Broward83]

I know FIFA is their "Global" property, but I'd like to see them add more to, or discuss more of the MLS side of FIFA.

OH SHIT!! UFC IN MMA 2? Guess that's why THQ said today was gonna suck..

 

[Broward83]

EA Conference was over-all "meh", to me. I mean, there wasn't a lot to Madden or FIFA to get me excited. They pretty much didn't say shit about NCAA and haven't learned that "open world" racing games aren't the best idea.

 

[Broward83]

Ubisoft is coming up next. IDGAF about anything they have to say, save for R6: Patriots.

 

[Smues]

I wish they'd hurry up and start. Not because I care about Ubisoft, but because this music sucks.

 

[Smues]

I don't know what the fuck they're doing, but these girls are cute so I'm cool with it. WILD WILD WEST.

 

[Broward83]

SOMETIMES!!! I GET A FEELING!!!

 

[Smues]

I'm not hip, who is this guy?

 

[Smues]

Oh it's Flo Rida. Alrighty then. "That was hot!"

 

[Smues]

"Even the girls were looking at the hot girls. We're a little bit gay all of us." This is an E3 press conference?

 

[Broward83]

Here's FarCry 3. Never really got into the FarCry games..

 

[Smues]

Tits!

 

[Broward83]

Oh shit....SEX SCENE....

 

[Smues]

I don't know if the game will be any good but that was fun to watch.

 

[Broward83]

Really? Talk about terrorism and "today's headlines" and you say Splinter Cell? Get the fuck out of here Ubi..

 

[Broward83]

4th Echelon? Okay...now I played Conviction. EVERYTHING in that game lead Sam to being finished with anything related to that group. Anyone care to explain?

 

[Smues]

That Avengers video looked awful, but it didn't have any gameplay. I do like how she referenced the Avengers movie, then the video they play doesn't feature anyone from the movie until the very end.

 

[Broward83]

So...is Avengers the new Marvel co-op game?

 

[Smues]

Rayman WiiU looks like a lot of fun.

 

[Broward83]

That game looked dope as hell. Like...seriously.

 

[Broward83]

FPS. Check.
Zombies. Check.
Survival Horror. Check.

Slowed down, country like song along with slowed footage of gore and blood? Check.

Just hope it doesn't suck.

 

[Broward83]

AssCreed3.

'MURRICA!

Points lost for not using Beatles song for AC: Revolution.

 

[Broward83]

No Aisha, you haven't showed R6 Patriots. Going to be so fucking pissed about this...

 

[Broward83]

This whole Aisha / Tobus thing is fucking stupid. Seriously.

 

[Smues]

This press conference has been great...when it's game. Aisha and the white guy are pretty insufferable.

 

[Thoth]

For the record, I have sources that say Sony will announce the following today:

PS one compatibility on Vita (PSN downloads, and that could be enabled this week)
PS2 compatibility on Vita (PSN downloads)
Remote play your Vita games on your TV.
Some kind of crazy ass partnership with OnLine (or less likely, Gaikai)

 

[Broward83]

Aisha I don't mind..it just seems like she's forcing a few things. Tobus is just ... ugh...

Oh shit! eSports! Deportivos de Electronicos!

 

[Smues]

I honestly have no idea who these guys are that that girl just introduced, because here English not so good.