News That Doesn't Warrant a Thread 2024

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Tulsi Gabbard announces she is leaving Democratic Party, calling it an 'elitist cabal of warmongers'

Tulsi Gabbard said she is leaving the Democratic Party.

abcnews.go.com

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

And apparently this dramatic announcement was done to promote her new podcast. Grifters gonna grift.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Los Angeles mayoral candidate Rick Caruso declares he's not white because he's Italian

The billionaire added his Italian American heritage makes him “Latin,” sparking a social media uproar.

www.nbcnews.com

Mamma Mia!

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1580480648695119872

 

[BruiserBrody]

East Chicago teacher charged after having alleged 'kill list' of students' names, records say

East Chicago police said the student alerted their counselor to the teacher's comments around 12:45 p.m. but police were not called until four hours later, after the teacher was allowed to leave.

abc7chicago.com

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1582781559106506754

 

[BruiserBrody]

Think you're tough? These college wrestlers grappled with a grizzly bear, and walked six miles to safety

College wrestlers in Wyoming came face to face with a grizzly bear in this harrowing survival story.

www.golfdigest.com

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1585278678266699779

 

[tekcop]

I'll never forget driving across the border from North Carolina to South Carolina and watching people pull over on the interstate to take their helmets off as soon as they'd crossed.

 

[909]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1593729800425771008

Going to jail for taking simp money. Sad!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

President Jair Bolsonaro has dropped out of sight because he 'can't wear pants' due to a skin infection, Brazil's vice president says

Brazil's President Jair Bolsonaro has been keeping a very low profile since he lost the election against Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva on October 30.

www.businessinsider.com

Tbf, I think the same thing happened to LBJ once.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

That feels like the kind of story I'd make up about Bolsanaro but also believable. Couldn't happen to a better guy.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1593963015099088898

I guess this is far from the first time that Bolsanaro has (ALLEGEDLY) faced a weird health malady.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1607487351219003398

Congratulations @909 and @Broward83 .

 

[Broward83]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1607487351219003398

Congratulations @909 and @Broward83 .

Bwahahahaha

An alliance... WITH Mexico?!?

BwahahahahahhahahahahHHhaha

OH man, that's a good one. Does this guy not know who runs Texas?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1609993643410046978

In a perfect world, this is what Trump would have done on Biden’s Inauguration Day.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1610511440216981507

 

[geniusMoment]

Can anyone in Louisiana confirm this? If you try and access pornhub or any porn site you're now asked for a govt. ID?

Should ID be required to access online pornography?

Age verification laws intended to prevent children from viewing explicit content are gaining steam, but critics say the rules are easy to circumvent and create huge privacy risks.

www.yahoo.com

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1611369847417446401

 

[Fall of Epic]

Can anyone in Louisiana confirm this? If you try and access pornhub or any porn site you're now asked for a govt. ID?

Should ID be required to access online pornography?

Age verification laws intended to prevent children from viewing explicit content are gaining steam, but critics say the rules are easy to circumvent and create huge privacy risks.

www.yahoo.com

@SFH ?

 

[SFH]

Man I use a VPN. Hold up.

And when VPN is on, normal screen.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Police: Man stopped for suspected drunken driving does backflip to prove sobriety

A man arrested and charged with operating a vehicle impaired literally flipped out in front of police as he tried to improvise a backflip as his own form of a sobriety test.

www.wbay.com

I feel there's an AEW joke in here someplace.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Woke leaders at USC ban the word 'field' because it's racist

The change was said to stem from an adherence to the radical orthodoxy of 'anti-racist' methodology. 'Language can be powerful,' the letter says.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

It's silly but it's one department and they didn't ban the term, they simply said they're going to use the actual correct term "practicum within the curriculum. Really seems to be making more out of it that it is which is a speciality of the dailymail/foxnews types.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

Woman, 29, arrested for allegedly posing as high school student in New Jersey

Investigators accuse Hyejeong Shin of providing fake birth certificate to enroll in New Brunswick high school

www.theguardian.com

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1627881801510264832

Congratulations @Headline News !

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1627843202978906114

Crusher Blackwell is upset with Biden!

 

[JN News]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1627881801510264832

Congratulations @Headline News !

I take it that it has something to do with the whole New Year's Eve thing.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1629776448230678528

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1636834988468363264

 

[BruiserBrody]

San Francisco board open to reparations with $5M payouts

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Payments of $5 million to every eligible Black adult, the elimination of personal debt and tax burdens, guaranteed annual incomes of at least $97,000 for 250 years and homes in San Francisco for just $1 a family.

apnews.com

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Payments of $5 million to every eligible Black adult, the elimination of personal debt and tax burdens, guaranteed annual incomes of at least $97,000 for 250 years and homes in San Francisco for just $1 a family.

These were some of the more than 100 recommendations made by a city-appointed reparations committee tasked with the thorny question of how to atone for centuries of slavery and systemic racism. And the San Francisco Board of Supervisors hearing the report for the first time Tuesday voiced enthusiastic support for the ideas listed, with some saying money should not stop the city from doing the right thing.

Going to need a new gold rush.