News That Doesn't Warrant a Thread 2024

[BruiserBrody]

Utah parent wants Bible removed from schools: ‘It’s pornographic’

In a scathing request, they called the book “one of the most sex-ridden books around.”

nypost.com

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Rebekah Jones' Viral Claims About Her Son's Arrest By 'Fascist' DeSantis Don't Match Available Evidence

The son of a former Florida employee who claimed she was asked to alter COVID data was arrested for threatening to shoot up his former school.

www.vice.com

Occasionally we get reminders that Democrats can grift just as well as Republicans.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1645585552832430081

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Like a real life Simpson gag

 

[BruiserBrody]

Target security punches shopper asking bill is paid by 'reparations'

A Target security guard hit a woman in the face in Blue Ash, Hamilton County, Ohio, after she demanded that her $1,000 grocery bill be paid by the store in 'reparations'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1646885648052133888

Conservatives would probably like the French to burn their own country down.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Pregnant woman shot by Walgreens employee in East Nashville

A self-defense claim is under investigation after a pregnant woman was shot in a Walgreens parking lot, forcing doctors to perform an emergency cesarean section and deliver her premature baby.

t.co

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1647298061406728194

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

"I'm going to follow this shoplifter to their car" means he was looking for trouble.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1648056278823108608

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1648341022420742148

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1648396700459868163

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

...wait...this wasn't widely known already?

 

[BruiserBrody]

...wait...this wasn't widely known already?

I read about Vikings in North America 30 years ago in books, but I guess it isn't official????

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https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1649231594719248392

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

The ACLU needs a theme song so some shit kid can cue it every time they're pushed into a Bible class.

 

[Hawk 34]

Yeah the kids are really active with the ACLU.

Just make a god damn tik tok.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

"I'm going to follow this shoplifter to their car" means he was looking for trouble.

Most stores tell their employees not to chase after shoplifters. If you are chasing them into the parking lot (let alone bringing firearms into the equation), you are more of a criminal than a Good Samaritan.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/12vwykq

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1650201376956338178

Oof. TIL Sarah Palin wasn’t the worst thing about McCain’s ‘08 POTUS campaign.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1650252653107064835

 

[BruiserBrody]

Ohio GOP Senate candidate Bernie Moreno proposes reparations for White descendants of Civil War soldiers

Ohio Senate candidate Bernie Moreno has floated the idea of reparations for the White descendants of northern soldiers who fought in the Civil War for the freedom of enslaved people.

www.foxnews.com

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1650840378021494786

Covid 23 is going to be lit!!

 

[BruiserBrody]

Man kills 5 in Texas after neighbours complained about gunfire

Police said they were searching for suspect Francisco Oropeza following the overnight shooting in Cleveland, north of Houston. ‘Everyone that was shot was shot from the neck up, almost execution-style,’ police said.

www.scmp.com

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1652296043730444295

 

[BruiserBrody]

Oral Sex Is a Leading Factor in the Throat Cancer 'Epidemic' in the United States, Doctor Says

Dr. Hisham Mehanna explains that people with six or more lifetime oral-sex partners are 8.5 times more likely to develop oropharyngeal cancer

people.com

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

And you all laughed at Michael Douglas for saying that’s how he got throat cancer.

 

[Gary]

Epstein Calendar Reveals Meetings With Noam Chomsky and CIA Chief

Other prominent figures who met with Epstein are Obama White House counsel Kathryn Ruemmler, Bard College president Leon Botstein, and banker Ariane de Rothschild.

www.thedailybeast.com

Somewhere, CBacon sheds a tear

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1653935369904091137

 

[BruiserBrody]

Man enters women's poker tournament and wins the entire thing

A male poker player has triggered a debate after he entered a women's match - and won the whole thing.Dave Hughes, 70, entered the Texas Hold’em event at the World Series of Poker’s Ladies event at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood and won the $5,555 (£4,419) kitty despite not...

www.indy100.com

Presented without comment.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

who gives a shit

 

[muzzington]

I've seen a WOMAN win a tournament with almost entirely MEN! Unbelievable!

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

i beat my nephew at a game of hide and seek the other day

 

[BruiserBrody]

who gives a shit

Was this a comment on the greater argument of transwomen dominating certain sporting events?