Jane was the only one not doing drugs. Lowkey has had a pretty consistent career, too, looking at SNL as a whole. I'd hang with her just because she's still got stories.
Dan is weird (legit weird; we can bond over the 'tism-level weird). He'd had better give me, like for free, some Crystal Head Vodka if it means I gotta hear about paranormal interdimensional aliens or something. Garrett is someone I'd piss off because I would wind up reminding him of how underutilized and coked out he was, not on purpose but man the funniest shit he ever did was freak Kirk Douglas out with the robot hallucinations.
If Gilda were around she'd be my number one because I love Gilda.
I wish Jenny Slate would check her DMs though because we'd hit off and be royalty.