Wrestlers and their movies

[Baby Shoes]

For those with Netflix, I was organizing my queue today and noticed Wrong Side of Town is now available for Instant Streaming! Looks like I will be subjecting myself soon!

 

[Matt Young]

*adds*

 

[FroGG_NeaL]

I'm dl'ing right now.

 

[Gary]

I guess "Battle Girl: The Living Dead At Tokyo Bay" counts because it has Joshi star Cutie Suzuki.

 

[FroGG_NeaL]

Cutie Suzuki.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

I want to see WWE Films try to go artsy for one movie, for the hell of it. Think indie romance. It'd certainly be cheaper than blowing up Australia over and over again.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

And I just remembered that my buddy actually bought The Marine 2. Might have to bug him about us watching it later.

 

[Jingus]

I want to see WWE Films try to go artsy for one movie, for the hell of it. Think indie romance. It'd certainly be cheaper than blowing up Australia over and over again.

I have a pet theory about how they need to do a backstage comedy about a wrestling show, in Christopher Guest mockumentary style.

 

[Matt Young]

Just watched Wrong Side of Town on Netflix streaming last night after we got back from an indy show. It stars RVD, Batista, Ja Rule, and Mabel. I know quite a few of you are aware of the movie's existence.

So, my friend who was with me is a huge mark and loves Batista, and hell, I'll watch just about anything with wrestlers in it. So we started it up.

Even while under the influence of RVD's favorite substance, it was terrible. The Marine was 50 times better than this. It just made so little sense, and the premise was shaky to begin with. But I didn't expect much. It's 2/5 star rating on Netflix was pretty accurate. Probably would be 1 star for me with a non-wrestling cast.

 

[Gary]

River of Darkness trailer
It's pretty much a poor man's "The Fog" with Sid and Nash as zombies.

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

The optimist in me just hears "Sid and Nash as zombies".

 

[Gary]

Watching the trailer again, I can't help but notice how terrible the make up job Sid and Nash got. It looks like they just smeared paint and mud on their faces, gave them yellow contact lenses and called it a day.

So, what are the odds Lionsgate gives it a DVD release?

 

[Mattdotcom]

NASH I'LL EAT HALF THE BRAINS YOU DO

 

[Jingus]

So, what are the odds Lionsgate gives it a DVD release?

There's any other possible option?

I'mma watch the shit out of this, btw.

 

[Gary]

So, what are the odds Lionsgate gives it a DVD release?

There's any other possible option?

I'mma watch the shit out of this, btw.

Ditto. Then I'll review it in my blog. This looks like the kind of shit I enjoy ripping apart.

 

[Gary]

It Wasn't The Masters Fault!

 

[Psycho Penguin]

It Wasn't The Masters Fault!

Yeah my friend watched Manos the other day so we went to the imdb page and saw this on the news page and couldn't stop laughing. We know who not to blame if Manos 2 sucks!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

It Wasn't The Masters Fault!

*punts baby excitedly*

 

[sbofn]

Was it common knowledge that John Cena is in the Fred movie? Does this mean WWE will be shilling for Fred? I smell a guest host beat down!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I don't know who this Fred is and I don't want to know.

 

[sbofn]

Run with that, Kamala.

 

[Gary]

I don't know who this Fred is

He said "Right."

 

[Mattdotcom]

Real Talk: that Fred movie was originally slated for theatrical release.

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

Real Talk: that Fred movie was originally slated for theatrical release.

Couldn't be any worse than Marmaduke.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/3527/saturday-night-live-time-to-make-the-donuts
This is the only Fred that I'd want to see a movie based around. I know the real guy has been dead for ten years but I'm sure Lovitz would do it. Hey, wasn't he supposed to guest GM RAW like a month ago?

I'd also like to see a Dave Thomas (Wendy's not SCTV) movie spinoff with Ned Beatty as Dave Thomas but that's another thread.

 

[Mattdotcom]

Lovitz did host Raw.

 

[devo]

I don't know who this Fred is

He said "Right."

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Lovitz did host Raw.

Hmm like the past ten years of his career, it must have been rather forgettable. Watching him stare at Maryse's boobs on YouTube now. Did he at least come out after the weekly match/wacky comedy segment involving Santino, Kozlov, and/or Khali and yell "It stinks!"?

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

Drop Dead Fred?

I thought the bump this thread was going to be about Trish Stratus' "Bail Enforcers" movie.

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

Ball Enforcers