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We've come a long way since Great Balls of Fire as a PPV name.
I'm lowkey glad you posted this, because I was looking at your first post like, "What the fuck is a 'dork order'? Is he making a joke like the meme where you order something off Wish, and it's way different than the picture, and I just don't get the reference?"I had no problem saying the shit Dork order sucked sorry Brodie died but the group fucking sucked and the fact we had to suffer thru it because it had to be a tribute act including his son was atrocious
Right. Undertaker doesn’t work if you give the gimmick to a regular sized guy like Valentine. Which is why having a small dude like Bo isn’t gonna work and unlike Bray, he can’t talk.Just watched it and it’s funny because I was on Reddit first and then read Cobains comment and he is 100 spot on.
At least with the Dark Order it was in the professional wrestling context and not a group causing at least brain damage to a dozen people.
The problem with any heel supernatural faction is at the end of the day is hard to believe the biggest (size wise) guys should be afraid of them.
Greg “the Undertaker” Valentine was something I never knew I needed to see until now.Right. Undertaker doesn’t work if you give the gimmick to a regular sized guy like Valentine. Which is why having a small dude like Bo isn’t gonna work and unlike Bray, he can’t talk.
Dexter is also still storyline married to Indi but she just doesn’t care her husband is in a cult murdering her coworkers and bosses?
Exactly. Wyatt as a character was fun when he was a backwoods cult leader with great theme music. Everything afterwards didn't work for meThe Wyatt shit stopped hitting when Cena killed it ten years ago and little kids with metal voices were costing dudes cage matches. I don't know what this is intended to accomplish.
Bo is the Jim Belushi of wrestling.
One thing I feel gets forgotten is how good to great some of the matches from that period were. Wyatt Family vs The Shield is one of my favorite three way tag matches.The fun part was that they clearly weren't supernatural, just fucked up swamp folk Husky Harris got to believe in weird shit. Less was so much more..
And I was just starting to get really into it! GOD DAMMIT.
100%. The creepy swamp cult was a thousand times better than the cartoon zombie squad, and I was even on board with some of the supernatural element.The fun part was that they clearly weren't supernatural, just fucked up swamp folk Husky Harris got to believe in weird shit. Less was so much more.
Ykw? I may have been wrong. This is a pretty good start.Drew is gonna look like a goon unless he absolutely dog walks CM Punk in Punk’s comeback match, which I do not see happening.