WWE in Winter 2023-24: CM Punk is All Entertainment.

[Brocklock]

Yeah, he must work out. The Sean Hayes hair is settling in.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1735384508784853311

This is the kind of mainstream crossover pro wrestling needs in 2023.

 

[Fall of Epic]

Gearing up for a Mummy reboot, I see.

 

[Hawk 34]

No better tradition in the rasslin biz than the boys wearing zubaz. Just needs the fanny pack for the full authenticity.

 

[Valeyard]

The Whale got a picture with Brendan Fraser. Sweet.

 

[Tino Standard]

No better tradition in the rasslin biz than the boys wearing zubaz. Just needs the fanny pack for the full authenticity.

And a Ribera jacket, of course!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Thinking about it more, I feel like Disney Plus feels just as odd of a destination for RAW than one of the WBD networks. I am not equipped to handle the mental image of Seth Rollins standing alongside Mickey Mouse and Homer Simpson in promos.

Cody Rhodes is going to friggin love getting cut promos from the Magic Kingdom though.

 

[Hawk 34]

Well it would be with FX if they went to Disney so maybe the board will appreciate some Dirty Dom and the Gang crossover.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Idk if that makes it more or less awkward when Ryan Murphy bases the next season of “Feud” on CM Punk Vs The Elite.

 

[Brocklock]

Otis on The Bear is where the money is.

 

[Valeyard]

FX or FXX? Is there any difference nowadays? I haven't had cable in ten years.

 

[Hawk 34]

It would also be on Hulu if that helps you

 

[Valeyard]

I mean are FX and FXX still pretty much primary and secondary channels or are they equal now? Either way NXT should be on whichever one the real shows aren't

 

[Hawk 34]

NXT is on CW starting sometime later next year.

SD will be on USA.

No more brand synergy for the E.

 

[Fall of Epic]

WWE STAR LIV MORGAN ARRESTED | PWInsider.com

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It was a weed bust but I'd like to think she was defending herself from @HarleyQuinn !

 

[strummer]

AJ Styles returned tonight on SD and... turned heel on LA Knight

 

[strummer]

Charlotte out 9 months after hurting her knee last week

Misses Mania and won't be back till late summer next year

 

[Hawk 34]

Don’t worry, AEW.

Nefarious no good criminal “Dirty” Dom Mysterio will not be darkening your doorsteps and putting fear into the life of TK because he has extended his sentence with WWE for another 5 years.

Edit: his deadbeat dad is also staying put with the company.

 

[Hawk 34]

According to SRS, Charlotte Flair has re-signed with WWE and received one of the largest contract extensions in company history.

 

[Valeyard]

"We'll give you whatever you want just keep your dad away from us"

 

[geniusMoment]

Reports are Punk sold 600,000 dollars worth of merchandise in the first 24 hours after his return.

The man can sell a t shirt.

 

[alkeiper]

And ice cream bars

 

[Hawk 34]

WWE signed Madi Wrenkowski and judging from her photos, she fits right in with Shawn’s type.

 

[strummer]

Add Bayley to the list of performers who signed long term extensions with the company

 

[Valeyard]

Good for her but noooo

 

[Hawk 34]

AJPW and NXT will be doing working together starting next year.

 

[geniusMoment]

Per WON Cody signed a new long term deal with WWE in October.

 

[Hawk 34]

Well no shit he wasn’t going back to AEW.

Kudos to them for keeping it under wraps for a couple months.

 

[Tino Standard]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1738646206778048760

For what it’s worth, even if he hasn’t actually signed it yet, I wouldn’t read too much into it. His return to WWE has been a complete success, and the company is in a great position going forward. Assuming they aren’t lowballing him, there’s zero reason for him to look anywhere else.

 

[909]

There’s also the thing that him and TK got into a screaming match before he left