News That Doesn't Warrant a Thread 2024

[bigolsmitty]

That made my morning.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

http://gizmodo.com/the-case-of-a-brain-damaging-sonic-weapon-in-cuba-is-on-1809501927

this is really fascinating.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4526306/httpwww-dailystar-co-uknewslatest-news494220women-love-dictators-killer-tyrants/

Mystery man is filling soap dispensers at a Detroit airport with his own semen according to cops who found an ‘unusual substance’
Passengers popping in to use the toilets have ended up washing their hands with pervert’s bodily fluid before boarding their flights

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/notorious-b-i-g-the-cat-survives-shooting-1.4415169

It's like a pellet gun was held up to his head and his body... they were doing this on purpose.

Your move Tupac.

Wu-Tang Clan sue dog-walking outfit Woof-Tang Clan for copyright breach
The company, who claims walk ‘the illest group of dogs in New York City’, have been targeted by producer-rapper RZA in a trademark dispute

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2017/nov/22/wu-tang-clan-sue-dog-walking-outfit-woof-tang-clan-for-copyright-breach

I wouldn't fuck with either of them tbh.

http://www.france24.com/en/20171110-stray-cat-suspect-japan-attempted-murder?ref=tw_i

bedridden old woman murdered by stray cats...yep.

ONE MORE ANIMAL STORY...

I don't think this was posted but it's been everywhere

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/11/03/kenyan-government-official-wants-to-send-lions-for-gay-cure-therapy/

Mutua, who has expressed his “revulsion” to homosexuality in humans previously, did not like it on display in the animal kingdom.
Speaking to Nairobi News he suggested that the lions should go for “counselling” to cure their sexuality.
He said: “This is a first and interesting to hear that there are two male lions in love. Some research needs to be done.
“It is not normal.
“These animals need counselling because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to national parks and behaved badly.”
He added: “I mean where on earth have you ever heard something like this happening?
“The demonic spirits inflicting in humans seems to have now caught up with animals.
“That is why I will say isolate the crazy gay animals, study their behaviour because it is not normal.
“The very idea of sex even among animals is for procreation. Two male lions cannot procreate and therefore we will lose the lion species.”

Can't handle two lions in love. SMH

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

https://en.rocketnews24.com/2017/11/23/japanese-company-recognizes-marriage-with-anime-characters-provides-family-support-benefits/

Applicants who have filled out the wedding registration form, if hired, will receive an additional 5,000 yen (US$45) per month as a stipend to support their married life. They’ll also be allowed to take their spouse’s birthday off (it’s common for anime characters in Japan to have an official birthday), which is a service most companies in workaholic Japan don’t even provide for their employees with flesh-and-blood spouses.

I like the part about how they're getting something that real spouses don't get.

 

[Precious Roy]

https://nypost.com/2017/12/18/sarah-palins-son-beat-up-dad-in-drunken-rage-court-records/

wow

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

"Police confronted Track Palin, who called them “peasants,” and told them to lay down their weapons, according to the documents"

hahaha

 

[BruiserBrody]

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Guns are permitted in the legislative building, but Tennessee lawmakers ban protest signs, which “represent a serious safety hazard.”

https://t.co/Pt9bWQ0ZCy

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/09/us/north-carolina-gerrymander.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

A panel of federal judges struck down North Carolina’s congressional map on Tuesday, condemning it as unconstitutional because Republicans had drawn the map seeking a political advantage.

The ruling was the first time that a federal court had blocked a congressional map because of a partisan gerrymander, and it instantly endangered Republican seats in the coming elections.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

That could trigger a wave across the country.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Bank of America will charge low-income customers $12 per month for their checking accounts unless they have a $1,500 account balance or monthly direct deposits of at least $250:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/bankofamerica-no-more-free-checking-for-customers-with-low-balances-1516625715?mod=e2tw

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

https://gizmodo.com/bitcoin-fell-off-a-cliff-and-no-one-knows-how-far-it-is-1822659737

In a matter of 24 hours, about $30 billion was wiped off of Bitcoin’s market cap. A look at the charts on CoinMarketCap shows that all but five of the top 100 cryptocurrencies are down, most by double digits. All told, Bitcoin has lost $177 billion from its high in December.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/live/2018/feb/02/markets-us-jobs-bitcoin-uk-construction-deutsche-bank-business-live

US stock market is suffering the biggest weekly fall since 2016, as rising bond yields spook investors
Dow Jones set for worst weekly fall since January 2016

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

ended up sliding a trillion dollars for the while week and 666 points today. 666 points on the day trump releases the nunes memo? Could the deep state BE more obvious?

 

[bigolsmitty]

Is Wall Street a subsidiary of the Deep State?

Maybe the real deep state was the friends we made along the way.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://twitter.com/RaleighReporter/status/972221783641415681




I know that Toupee Fiasco being elected has emboldened mad racists, but I dare someone to get on camera and explain why they're offended by a statue of Martin Luther King, Junior.

 

[Fall of Epic]

http://people.com/food/ihop-closes-maine-location-to-retrain-employees-after-server-asks-teens-who-are-black-to-prepay-bill/

Mike Pence's favorite IHOP.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/woman-killed-herself-after-surgeon-removed-ovaries-without-consent/ar-AAy2cgl


YOOOOO!

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/06/13/voters-decide-if-calf-should-3-states/697054002/

Dumb, dumb. dumb.

 

[vivisectvi]

Your country is really, really, really, really fucking weird.

https://theslot.jezebel.com/woman-casually-sitting-with-gun-would-like-to-be-your-s-1826924298

 

[Mickey Massuco]

https://japantoday.com/category/national/one-in-four-surveyed-japanese-workers-admits-to-wanting-to-kill-boss-osaka-quake-helps-show-why?

seems excessive.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

Shocked it's that low.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5864227/Japanese-company-issues-TV-apology-customers-scandal-worker-caught-taking-lunch.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
A 64-year-old male worker at the Kobe City Waterworks Bureau took the break
He took a total of 26 three-minute trips to a nearby store over seven months
Representatives at the company apologised to customers over the 'scandal'
They also docked the worker a half-day's pay for wasting the company's time

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/1010577297227862016


https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/1010613254035406848

She sells weed for dogs for a living.

 

[Smues]

I saw that on Twitter and my brain blue screen of deathed. Fuck that cunt with a rusty rake.

 

[Damaramu]

https://kfor.com/2018/06/26/polling-problems-some-oklahoma-voters-report-having-to-ask-for-state-question-ballots/

So we're voting on medical marijuana today in the state. Of course some people aren't getting the ballot......

This should still pass. I remember being passed by an old farmer in a beat up truck the other day. He was your typical redneck farmer type, almost like a sterotype: old, kind of hunched over, John Deere hat, overalls and on the back of his truck it said "G-PAW SAYS YES ON 788!" So even the old people want it!

 

[Damaramu]

Oklahoma passed medical marijuana by an overwhelming margin. Of course old people are out complaining about all the young people that got out to vote. I hate old people sometimes.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-news-ny-racism-pool-assault-20180627-story.html


"Don't resist," though... Yeah, right. If I bit a cop, I'd be dead before I even had the chance to let go.

 

[KingPK]

Massachusetts passed a new bill gradually raising the miminum wage to $15 and providing paid leave. In this age of politics being a shitpile it's nice to live in a state where people actually compromise to get things done (there's a new payroll tax to fund the paid leave and there's no more time-and-a-half on Sundays). I still find it hilarious that fucking Massachusetts has a Republican governor that's one of the most popular state governors in the country.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Baker has his stance but also knows how quickly he can get dumped, so the Mass leftists pull on the reins.

 

[MFer]

Hey, they got all those Thai boys and the coach out of the cave! I'm sure it warrants a thread, but I can't find one plus it's over anyways (although some of the kids still have a long recovery ahead).

 

[Damaramu]

http://www.koco.com/article/gov-fallin-signs-medical-marijuana-rules-including-ban-on-smokable-forms-at-dispensaries/22118247

Well Oklahoma screwed that up in RECORD time.