News That Doesn't Warrant a Thread 2024

[Master Thrasher]

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/02/climate/tce-cancer-trump-environment-deregulation.html

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://dailycaller.com/2019/01/14/activists-pelosi-mansion-wall/

I love when Michael Moore does shit akin to this for his movies, so I have to give the loon here a thumbs up.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/428015-colorado-senate-passes-bill-to-give-electoral-votes-to-presidential

Colorado trying to pass a rule where the state will award their electoral votes to whomever wins the national vote.

 

[Fall of Epic]

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/13/technology/amazon-hq2-headquarters.html

Amazon are building offices in NYC (Queens no less!) and people are, predictably, not very happy.

CAN'T WAIT FOR MY RENT TO SHOOT UP!!!!

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/14/nyregion/amazon-hq2-queens.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

And those cunts pulled out. Good.

I love my city!

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/finneganLAT/status/1095901121770450945

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1096395973960581122

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

What the fuck. That kind of activity eventually treads into criminality, right?

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://ktla.com/2019/02/22/ktla-anchor-chris-burrous-died-of-meth-toxicity-death-ruled-accidental-coroners-office/
https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/chris-burrous-autopsy-methamphetamine-1203146648/

This would explain how he had so much energy in the morning. I used to watch him on the KTLA Morning News. He was really popular on the show.

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019/03/03/newport-mesa-high-school-swastika/

 

[KOAB]

https://twitter.com/daiwaka/status/1102599954051227648

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/04/technology/google-gender-pay-gap.html

what a swerve

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1105096067304034304


This sequel to Green Book sounds terrible.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

Ha I love it.

 

[ViciousFish]

I heard it doesn’t even work and it’s basically just a data gathering app.

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/hollywood-actors-ceos-charged-nationwide-college-admissions-cheating/story?id=61627873

I could have went to a better school.... :'(

 

[KOAB]

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/10/style/what-is-tik-tok.html

 

[KOAB]

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2019/03/13/scientists-reverse-time-possibly-breaking-laws-of-physics/

I think I can text my past self now is what this means

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://www.nbc26.com/news/national/missouri-lawmaker-proposes-bill-that-would-require-residents-to-own-an-ar-15-rifle?fbclid=IwAR0Cz3KSaeooQchDf10MJhllSdbbEL0xrJtKoQtxwludNLZHbQQkkACSi-g

Missouri lawmaker proposes that every capable person 18-35 be forced to buy an AR-15

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

How would they even enforce that? And what happens to the people who tell them to piss off?

 

[Fall of Epic]

The scary keyword being "capable".

 

[909]

I would prob buy one if forced. Those kinds of people are gonna try to purge us.

 

[BorneAgain]

Congratulations to Jimmy Carter who today became the longest living former president in US history. Guy's still keeping active in Habitat for Humanity too, so kudos to him.

 

[Fall of Epic]

https://www.businessinsider.com/liquid-death-water-mike-cessario-2019-5

Someone inform CM Punk, Henry Rollins, AND Ian MacKaye!

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/The_UnSilent_/status/1126223644563247105

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

https://time.com/5601931/japan-high-heels-work-necessary/?iid=obnetwork

Japan's Labor Minister said high heels are not only an expected part of womens' work attire, but NECCESSARY~

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Japan can't even stop dudes from going "Louis CK" on the train. I'm not trusting their sense of propriety.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/10/woman-dies-after-being-shot-while-using-gun-during-foreplay-9881778/

Hawt.

A man claims his girlfriend died when he accidentally shot her with a loaded gun during foreplay. Andrew Charles Shinault, 23, told investigators Paloma Williams, 24, was using the pistol for ‘sexual gratification and arousal’ at his home in Valrico, Florida. He said that he was on the edge of the bed with Paloma between his legs when the apparent accident happened two weeks after they started dating. They both rubbed his 9mm Taurus pistol over one another before he says he accidentally pulled the trigger. He screamed for his parents to come upstairs to help him and was later arrested for manslaughter.

Shinault admitted that they were both under the influence of drugs having taken meth two hours before the shooting.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

Had to read the source material because I KNEW it had to be a couple of Americans despite the co.uk URL.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1142418741629730816

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://twitter.com/FB_FilmAnalysis/status/1142090931052486656

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/samdurstock/status/1144655643158224903